23 4 / 2014

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(Source: grindlebone, via themelodyoftheponds)

23 4 / 2014

23 4 / 2014

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

(Source: shittinggold, via themelodyoftheponds)

23 4 / 2014

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via themelodyoftheponds)

23 4 / 2014

23 4 / 2014

heathyr:

i like how when black widow takes a shower or wets her hair or whatever at falcon’s place her hair’s all wavy but she later has ruler straight hair, like does falcon own a straightener just to make his guests comfortable because that’s lovely

(via flowerbucky)

23 4 / 2014

imoverthinkingitagain:

taelus:

the last two frames of this kill me

I will reblog this forever.

(Source: annakie, via trustmeimdoctorsexy)

23 4 / 2014

dimmestarc:

I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.

dimmestarc:

I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.

(Source: rocknrollercoaster, via 2am-euphoria)

23 4 / 2014

rumpelstiltskln:

rumpelstiltskln:

Dogs are the only people allowed to smell horrible so wear deodorant goddammit

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don’t ever speak this trash to me again

(via 2am-euphoria)

23 4 / 2014

yagamie:

A collection of quotes from men in the reboot Star Trek creative team, that will most likely make you cringe.

Read More

(via buckkybbarnes)

23 4 / 2014

wendys:

 

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22 4 / 2014

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you

(via nocturnalravings)

22 4 / 2014

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying, via mysticwingman)

22 4 / 2014

(Source: matt-t, via mysticwingman)

22 4 / 2014

cute-overload:

He doesn’t even look ashamed. He’s just like “Yeah, that’s me, I do that.”http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

He doesn’t even look ashamed. He’s just like “Yeah, that’s me, I do that.”
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

(via nocturnalravings)